Magic Soda Machine
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Murderbourg
Altino
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Magic Soda Machine
RULES:
Read what the previous poster put into the machine. Then decide what that poster got out. Then you insert something into the machine for someone else to decide what you get out.
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Inserts a dollar into the machine
Poster 2: Gets out 100 pennies. Inserts an apple into the machine
Poster 3: applesauce pours out onto your shoes. Inserts a wet sock.
Read what the previous poster put into the machine. Then decide what that poster got out. Then you insert something into the machine for someone else to decide what you get out.
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Inserts a dollar into the machine
Poster 2: Gets out 100 pennies. Inserts an apple into the machine
Poster 3: applesauce pours out onto your shoes. Inserts a wet sock.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Inserts Trump's hair into the machine
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
A rabid squirrels comes screaming out of the machine and bites the words "Make America Great Again" into your back.
Inserts a four inch long rope into the machine.
Inserts a four inch long rope into the machine.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
A five inch long rope spews out
Inserts Altino
Inserts Altino
UncreativeNames- Posts : 6
Join date : 2016-11-10
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Gets the corpse of Rhyphix
Inserts a dorito
Inserts a dorito
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The machine spits out gallons of Mountain Dew, but no cups.
Inserts her sister
Inserts her sister
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Gets NationStates
Inserts an atom of calcium
Inserts an atom of calcium
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
An entire skeleton pops out and does the Bone Dance from Hannah Montana.
Inserts her favorite novel.
Inserts her favorite novel.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The machine start reciting it and sends you an email that someone replied to your forum topic
Inserts Gary Johnson
Inserts Gary Johnson
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The machine gently hands you a card which reads "My condolences"
Inserts Illuminati, the region
Inserts Illuminati, the region
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Gets Exodus
Inserts a rock from Mars
Inserts a rock from Mars
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
A rock from earth pops out
Inserts hillary's emails.
Inserts hillary's emails.
Rundown- Posts : 115
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 34
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Gets Anthony Wieners computers (Do NOT look at the pictures on it)
Inserts Donald Trump's tax records
Inserts Donald Trump's tax records
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Get a competent president.
inserts amy schumer
inserts amy schumer
Rundown- Posts : 115
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 34
Re: Magic Soda Machine
A TV screen pops out and shows you a make up commercial starring Amy Schumer. It is, at the very best, confusing.
Inserts a penny.
Inserts a penny.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Gets a transcript of the Gettysburg address
Inserts Martin Shkreli
Inserts Martin Shkreli
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The machine pricks you with a needle. You start to feel dizzy and pass out. When you wake up, you are Harambe.
Inserts that one douche from doctor Who that looks exactly like Martin Shkreli.
Inserts that one douche from doctor Who that looks exactly like Martin Shkreli.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
A police box flies out of the machine and hits you in the head, but luckily you are only unconscious. When you wake up, you realize it is 200 years in the future.
Inserts 5 dollars into the machine
Inserts 5 dollars into the machine
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Every president in US history pops out of the machine.
Inserts her favorite song.
Inserts her favorite song.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
An error message flashes. Obama is no longer a valid president, please try again.
Inserts an owl
Inserts an owl
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The machine begins rapidly firing out owl pellets
Inserts Starbucks Holiday Cups
Inserts Starbucks Holiday Cups
Murderbourg- Posts : 156
Join date : 2016-11-10
Age : 23
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Christians storm the room and knock you out of the way while they attempt to destroy the machine. It fights back by pouring hot coffee on them.
Inserts her phone charger into the machine.
Inserts her phone charger into the machine.
Altino- Posts : 193
Join date : 2016-10-23
Age : 31
Location : Illuminati
Re: Magic Soda Machine
The entirety of Apple's net worth flies out of the machine and into the hands of all who deserve a share.
Inserts self into machine.
Inserts self into machine.
USEA- Admin
- Posts : 155
Join date : 2016-11-10
Re: Magic Soda Machine
Run clambors out of the machine proving himself to be a leprechaun once and for all, flipping a pot of gold over to yell into a mic about how everyone in power is corrupt. He is ignored.
Whys he even in there.
He doesn't even go to this school.
Inserts Fahrenheit 451
Whys he even in there.
He doesn't even go to this school.
Inserts Fahrenheit 451
Verikos- Posts : 7
Join date : 2016-11-10
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