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Post by Altino Mon Nov 07, 2016 5:32 pm

RULES:
Read what the previous poster put into the machine. Then decide what that poster got out. Then you insert something into the machine for someone else to decide what you get out.

EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Inserts a dollar into the machine
Poster 2: Gets out 100 pennies. Inserts an apple into the machine
Poster 3: applesauce pours out onto your shoes. Inserts a wet sock.
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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:18 pm

Inserts Trump's hair into the machine
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Post by Altino Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:20 pm

A rabid squirrels comes screaming out of the machine and bites the words "Make America Great Again" into your back.

Inserts a four inch long rope into the machine.
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Post by UncreativeNames Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:24 pm

A five inch long rope spews out

Inserts Altino

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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:25 pm

Gets the corpse of Rhyphix

Inserts a dorito
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Post by Altino Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:29 pm

The machine spits out gallons of Mountain Dew, but no cups.

Inserts her sister
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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:38 pm

Gets NationStates

Inserts an atom of calcium
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Post by Altino Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:51 pm

An entire skeleton pops out and does the Bone Dance from Hannah Montana.

Inserts her favorite novel.
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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:53 pm

The machine start reciting it and sends you an email that someone replied to your forum topic

Inserts Gary Johnson
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Post by Altino Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:55 pm

The machine gently hands you a card which reads "My condolences"

Inserts Illuminati, the region
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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:20 pm

Gets Exodus

Inserts a rock from Mars
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Post by Rundown Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:35 pm

A rock from earth pops out

Inserts hillary's emails.
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Post by Murderbourg Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:37 pm

Gets Anthony Wieners computers (Do NOT look at the pictures on it)

Inserts Donald Trump's tax records
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Post by Rundown Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:37 pm

Get a competent president.

inserts amy schumer
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Post by Altino Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:05 pm

A TV screen pops out and shows you a make up commercial starring Amy Schumer. It is, at the very best, confusing.

Inserts a penny.
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Post by Murderbourg Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:27 am

Gets a transcript of the Gettysburg address

Inserts Martin Shkreli
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Post by Altino Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:38 am

The machine pricks you with a needle. You start to feel dizzy and pass out. When you wake up, you are Harambe.

Inserts that one douche from doctor Who that looks exactly like Martin Shkreli.
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Post by Murderbourg Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:50 pm

A police box flies out of the machine and hits you in the head, but luckily you are only unconscious. When you wake up, you realize it is 200 years in the future.

Inserts 5 dollars into the machine
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Post by Altino Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:00 am

Every president in US history pops out of the machine.

Inserts her favorite song.
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Post by Murderbourg Sat Nov 12, 2016 3:12 pm

Gets Spotify

Inserts Obama
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Post by Altino Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:59 pm

An error message flashes. Obama is no longer a valid president, please try again.

Inserts an owl
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Post by Murderbourg Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:16 pm

The machine begins rapidly firing out owl pellets

Inserts Starbucks Holiday Cups
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Post by Altino Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:31 pm

Christians storm the room and knock you out of the way while they attempt to destroy the machine. It fights back by pouring hot coffee on them.

Inserts her phone charger into the machine.
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Post by USEA Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:47 pm

The entirety of Apple's net worth flies out of the machine and into the hands of all who deserve a share.

Inserts self into machine.

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Post by Verikos Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:00 am

Run clambors out of the machine proving himself to be a leprechaun once and for all, flipping a pot of gold over to yell into a mic about how everyone in power is corrupt. He is ignored.
Whys he even in there.
He doesn't even go to this school.

Inserts Fahrenheit 451

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