Corrupt a Wish

Granted, the pony kicks you in the face, giving you head trauma

I wish I had more video games

You have more MLP video games

I wish for head trauma, to get out of this paper

Granted, you receive 0/100 on the paper

I wish that I had divine powers

You have the powers of cthulhu. So none ya pansy

I wish for bread

Granted, you are transformed into bread

I wish Rundown would stop counting even numbers

Yayyy, I am finally the gingerbreadman.

And he stops but starts in odd

I wish for gumdrop buttons

granted, but the gum part comes from chewed gum.

I wish I didn't have a sore thoat

Granted, you are beheaded

I wish I was extremely popular

You are popular at the public lynchings

I wish i was 3 meters tall

Granted, you're also three meters wide.


I wish Run wasn't a ginger.

Granted, you take his place as a ginger

I wish for tickets to Hamilton

YOU get tickets to hamilton. It sucks just like all shows of that nature do. You gouge your eardrums out to avoid hearing it fully.

I wish for a legal corvette

Granted, but you're no longer a legal person, and have to leave the country. Altino gets your corvette.

I wish that everyone would just be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

Granted, all the partying and no work causes the collapse of society

I wish that animals could communicate with humans in English.

We kill the minorities and is excellent to everyone in the world now

I wish altino gave my corvette back

Altino runs you over in the corvette

I wish that animals could communicate with humans in English.

They constant are nice to everyone but curse you out and insult you

I wish for bulletproof lightweight skin, that looks unchanged

Granted, but it explodes on contact with air

I wish for Run to not try to destroy the Illuminati tower

Run stops trying and actually does.

I wish for my hair to be on fire constantly, while i myself was fireproof.

Granted, but you feel the heat from the fire all the time

I wish for a comfier bed

Your bed is comfier. But you can't sleep it it ever again

I wish deodorant was more effective.

Granted, deodorant is now slightly more effective, but body odor is 10x worse.

I wish that I had the cutest dog in the world.

Granted, you have the cutest dog, but it is in a random location in the world you can't find.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

Granted, but you're incapable of speech, so all of your knowledge is locked in your head.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can never come back down

I wish that there were different presidential candidates in 2016