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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:42 pm

Granted, the pony kicks you in the face, giving you head trauma

I wish I had more video games
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:44 pm

You have more MLP video games

I wish for head trauma, to get out of this paper
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:46 pm

Granted, you receive 0/100 on the paper

I wish that I had divine powers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:47 pm

You have the powers of cthulhu. So none ya pansy

I wish for bread
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:51 pm

Granted, you are transformed into bread

I wish Rundown would stop counting even numbers
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Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:53 pm

Yayyy, I am finally the gingerbreadman.

And he stops but starts in odd

I wish for gumdrop buttons
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:01 pm

Granted, you are beheaded

I wish I was extremely popular
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:04 pm

You are popular at the public lynchings

I wish i was 3 meters tall
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:07 pm

Granted, you're also three meters wide.


I wish Run wasn't a ginger.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:08 pm

Granted, you take his place as a ginger

I wish for tickets to Hamilton
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:09 pm

YOU get tickets to hamilton. It sucks just like all shows of that nature do. You gouge your eardrums out to avoid hearing it fully.

I wish for a legal corvette
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:10 pm

Granted, but you're no longer a legal person, and have to leave the country. Altino gets your corvette.

I wish that everyone would just be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:12 pm

Granted, all the partying and no work causes the collapse of society

I wish that animals could communicate with humans in English.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:12 pm

We kill the minorities and is excellent to everyone in the world now

I wish altino gave my corvette back
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:13 pm

Altino runs you over in the corvette

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:14 pm

They constant are nice to everyone but curse you out and insult you

I wish for bulletproof lightweight skin, that looks unchanged
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:29 pm

Granted, but it explodes on contact with air

I wish for Run to not try to destroy the Illuminati tower
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:31 pm

Run stops trying and actually does.

I wish for my hair to be on fire constantly, while i myself was fireproof.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:33 pm

Granted, but you feel the heat from the fire all the time

I wish for a comfier bed
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:36 pm

Your bed is comfier. But you can't sleep it it ever again

I wish deodorant was more effective.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:30 pm

Granted, deodorant is now slightly more effective, but body odor is 10x worse.

I wish that I had the cutest dog in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:25 am

Granted, you have the cutest dog, but it is in a random location in the world you can't find.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Altino on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:53 am

Granted, but you're incapable of speech, so all of your knowledge is locked in your head.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:02 am

Granted, but you can never come back down

I wish that there were different presidential candidates in 2016
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