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Post by Altino on Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:36 pm

RULES:
Tell how your nation would punish the previous crime (or if it isn't a crime, tell why not), then give the next poster a crime to punish!

Initial Issue: Someone in your nation has committed murder.

EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: We'll murder them back.
Someone from an enemy nation has crossed your borders and been caught.
Poster 2: We'll return them to their own nation, but not before employing some.. creative interrogation tactics.
An entire community has decided to take on a policy of nudity and their neighbors are offended.
Poster 3: Nudity isn't illegal in our nation. The human body is a work of art! The neighbors are just going to have to get over it.
You find out that your chief of police has been taking bribes.
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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:16 pm

Feed them to Cthulhu
A cult in your nation has sacrificed dozens of people to Cthulhu
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Re: Punishment

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:23 pm

Worship of the Cthulhu is a very serious crime in Altino. Anyone caught doing so is made to promptly repent and then in turn sacrificed to the Cthulhu. Because Altinians have a real sense of irony.

Children are caught putting graffiti on their parents.
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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:03 pm

They are given art scholarships for their creativity

A man assassinates the leader's spouse
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Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:57 pm

The leader marries the murderer in a shotgun wedding and watches him live in fear of the assassin who will one day kill him and take his place.

It's discovered that an entire city has been falsifying population censuses by counting squirrels as people.
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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:01 pm

I correct the population count by removing humans from the census *collects acorns*

Someone trolls the leader through social media
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Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:26 pm

Roast their account. MAke the nation ridicule them for messing with my powers.

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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:03 pm

They must drink the poisoned water

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Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:04 pm

They get a papercut from each bill stolen.

Someone kills a child
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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:35 pm

They are forced to watch every moment of that child's life on a loop for the rest of their life.

Someone takes a government official hostage
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Re: Punishment

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:37 pm

kidnap them in return


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Re: Punishment

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:28 pm

Cook them and feed them to the endangered animal as revenge.

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Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:28 am

Turn those witch-hunters into newts

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Post by Altino on Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:31 am

Laugh because Altino doesn't have a military

It's discovered that the leader of your nation has been dead for months now, and body snatchers have taken over the country.
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Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:17 am

Body snatch the leader of the body snatchers
A man has scammed thousands of your citizens out of their hard earned money.
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Re: Punishment

Post by Altino on Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:53 am

Deport him to Murderbourg.

I world renown scammer is deported to your country against your will.
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Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:31 pm

Build a wall and make Altino pay for it

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Re: Punishment

Post by Altino on Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:18 am

Well, I guess if they're the government, we can't really punish them, soooo... be burned down.

An elderly woman thinks it's funny to trip people with her cane. It was funny when she was tripping the nurses, but now she is tipping her fellow elders and young children. Several people have had to be hospitalized.
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Post by Murderbourg on Sat Nov 12, 2016 3:06 pm

Take away her cane and ban her from all retirement homes and social security benefits

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Re: Punishment

Post by Altino on Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:08 pm

Assuming this person is Moriarty of BBC's Sherlock, we would fake our own deaths in order to trick him into killing himself. If in fact the culprit is not Moriarty, we'd turn him into a vegetable.

A local conspiracy theorist thinks there's a map on the back of your nation's constitution that leads to some national treasure, so he steals it.
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Re: Punishment

Post by Griffenhaven on Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:45 am

We don't have a constitution so it's not illegal.

What if someone unsuccessfully attempts a coup d'etat.

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Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:30 pm

Ask them what they think is so wrong with he government to drive them to do that and improve upon it because what they did is a legal form of protest in my country

What if someone somehow kidnapped over 1000 people?
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Re: Punishment

Post by Flamekit on Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:32 pm

We would be impressed and employ them for special operations.

Every single corporation in and out of the country rejects government imposed environmental regulations and continue to conduct business.
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Re: Punishment

Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:21 am

Throw the CEOs to the Cthulhus and let the environment judge them.

You're government is infiltrated by cultists who intend to sacrifice the entire population of your nation
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Post by Griffenhaven on Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:22 am

We sacrifice them in the name of Cthulhu.

Hippies create a political party that wins the election.

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