This Means WAR!

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This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:27 pm

RULES:

There are no rules here. Win or die trying.

To begin:

I, ALTINO, HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF QUEEN OF THE WORLD. TRY TO STOP ME. *hovers finger of over the BIG RED BUTTON*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:14 pm

I, MURDERBOURG RIDE INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE FOR DOMINATION ATOP MY NOBLE CTHULHU!
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:28 pm

*presses big red button. All of Murd's Cthulhu's fall into a pit and are eaten by honey badgers*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:31 pm

*presses bigger red button. All of Altino's honey badgers fall into a pit of hidden Cthulhus*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:32 pm

NO! HONEY BADGERS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS ALIVE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! *throttles Murd with a spear*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:35 pm

*deactivates holographic decoy of himself the spear was thrown into and bombs Altino with his B-52 bomber*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:38 pm

*whips the bombs away with her long, flowing locks. Releases a batallion of soldiers riding lions to tear down murd's armies*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:34 pm

*Fires a giant laser beam of death from the moon at Altino's lions*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 6:54 pm

*reflects the beam with a mirror back at the moon and explodes it*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:25 pm

I swear to God. Stay away from me in my fort. I just wanna watch you hooligans. Anyone friendly; i have multiple binoculars and popcorn. The beanbag chairs on the ramparts are comfy also
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:27 pm

NO ONE CAN HAVE COMFIER BEANBAG CHAIRS THAN ME! *fires missiles at ramparts of the fort*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Rundown on Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:28 pm

All of them miss horribly due to their NK tech. I charge and fire orbital bombardment on your position and then I put up my fort's overshield.
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:10 pm

*sneaks onto Run's fort while he's fighting Murd and chills in the beanbag chairs. Snacks on popcorn* You guys got an pretzels, orrrr...?
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:06 pm

*looks at the orbital missiles firing on his hologram and detonates explosives hidden in Run's beanbag chairs*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:39 pm

The robot Altino dies in the explosion while actual Altino sneaks up behind Murd and stabs him in the back.
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Murderbourg on Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:41 pm

*takes the knife out and screams "ABOOSE"*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by Altino on Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:05 pm

*shoots Murd before he can scream anymore*
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Re: This Means WAR!

Post by USEA on Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:41 pm

*hacks all of the bombs, makes them go off and destroys everything*

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