What Would Your Nation Do?

RULES:
Tell what your nation would do during a certain situation, then give a new situation to the poster that comes after you.

Initial Situation:
What would your nation do during a Zombie Apocalypse

EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: Become zombies, obviously.
What would your nation do if all of the bees died?
Poster 2: Really miss putting honey on our biscuits.
What would your nation do about Gay Marriage?
Poster 3: We believe that love is love, and everyone should be able to get married.
What would your nation do if they finally found who was responsible for stealing everyone in the nation's left sock?

My nation would join the zombies and make sure to never sleep in case someone murders my population while I'm sleeping.

Murd didn't give me a situation, so I guess I would just make note of that and then continue the game.

What would your nation do if men suddenly went extinct?

My nation has good cloning research, so we would use that to reproduce, and we would celebrate on tumblr in the meantime.

What would your nation do if someone hypothetically forgot to do half of a babylon casino post?

Our nation would wage outright war against that nation, take over the capital, kidnap the leader, then give him a stern talking to. Then they would promptly evacuate the offending nation, their work there complete.

What would your nation do if they became overrun with evil genius snakes?

Who says they aren't already controlled by evil genius snakes?

What would your nation do if it just elected Donald Trump as its next leader?

recognize it was the will of the people and he is a much better alternative than the other candidate.

What would you do if your SO was a SJW?

Nuke em till they glow.

What would your nation do if the fire nation attacked?

Beat them easily because they are pathetic beings from avatar.


what would you do if rhyphix returned from CTE?

My nation would run as far away as possible.

What would your nation do if the Joker caused chaos in your Nation's capital?

Send in the bat.

What would your nation do if Hillary had cheated her way to victory?

Nothing, she won the popular vote anyways

What would your nation do if it was ravaged by simultaneous earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcano eruptions?

Beat them. My nation if full of floridians.

What would your nation do if i went mad with power?

Pretend like you hadn't gone mad with power and try to figure out how to fix the problems that made this happen.

What would your nation do if someone was tampering with Casino games?

The government would tamper with their paycheck.

What would your nation do if another nations threatens nuclear war?

Our nation would go full George W on them and turn them into a wasteland.

What would your nation do if an ally betrayed them?

What allies? The radioactive ruins beyond the border?
What would your nation do if all wi-if was shut down for a month?

Stockpile aesthetic pictures to post on their Instagram when wifi comes back on.

What would your nation do if Donald Trump were elected as their leader?

Nuke ourselves and start from scratch

What would your nation do if hostile aliens invaded your country?

Recruit the help of famous actors who had been through this situation already in the movies and therefore have all the solutions to our problems already.

What would your nation do if their leader suddenly declared music illegal?

Revolt against the leader and force them in a cell where Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley plays forever on a loop

What would your nation do if all the cops suddenly quit their job?

We would hire a private police force. Good riddance. Who needed State paid police, anyway?

What would your nation do about to stop illegal immigration?

Make them compete in a reality TV show to stay in the country.

What would your nation do if it was invaded and overrun with dolphins?

We would put on a soundtrack of So Long and Thanks for All the Fish and watch them fly into space.

What would your nation do if every single citizen petitioned to have their names legally changed to Hugh Mungus?

Execute all of them. ALL of them.

What would your nation do if there was a tsunami of hydrochloric acid?