Punishment

RULES:
Tell how your nation would punish the previous crime (or if it isn't a crime, tell why not), then give the next poster a crime to punish!

Initial Issue: Someone in your nation has committed murder.

EXAMPLE:
Poster 1: We'll murder them back.
Someone from an enemy nation has crossed your borders and been caught.
Poster 2: We'll return them to their own nation, but not before employing some.. creative interrogation tactics.
An entire community has decided to take on a policy of nudity and their neighbors are offended.
Poster 3: Nudity isn't illegal in our nation. The human body is a work of art! The neighbors are just going to have to get over it.
You find out that your chief of police has been taking bribes.

Feed them to Cthulhu
A cult in your nation has sacrificed dozens of people to Cthulhu

Worship of the Cthulhu is a very serious crime in Altino. Anyone caught doing so is made to promptly repent and then in turn sacrificed to the Cthulhu. Because Altinians have a real sense of irony.

Children are caught putting graffiti on their parents.

They are given art scholarships for their creativity

A man assassinates the leader's spouse

The leader marries the murderer in a shotgun wedding and watches him live in fear of the assassin who will one day kill him and take his place.

It's discovered that an entire city has been falsifying population censuses by counting squirrels as people.

I correct the population count by removing humans from the census *collects acorns*

Someone trolls the leader through social media

Roast their account. MAke the nation ridicule them for messing with my powers.

poisons the watering hole.

They must drink the poisoned water

Someone robs a bank

They get a papercut from each bill stolen.

Someone kills a child

They are forced to watch every moment of that child's life on a loop for the rest of their life.

Someone takes a government official hostage

kidnap them in return


Someone poaches and endangered species.

Cook them and feed them to the endangered animal as revenge.

Ideological hysteria causes lynches to start happening at an alarming rate.

Turn those witch-hunters into newts

A spy steals valuable military secrets

Laugh because Altino doesn't have a military

It's discovered that the leader of your nation has been dead for months now, and body snatchers have taken over the country.

Body snatch the leader of the body snatchers
A man has scammed thousands of your citizens out of their hard earned money.

Deport him to Murderbourg.

I world renown scammer is deported to your country against your will.

Build a wall and make Altino pay for it

A political party that supports burning down your entire country has taken control of the government.

Well, I guess if they're the government, we can't really punish them, soooo... be burned down.

An elderly woman thinks it's funny to trip people with her cane. It was funny when she was tripping the nurses, but now she is tipping her fellow elders and young children. Several people have had to be hospitalized.

Take away her cane and ban her from all retirement homes and social security benefits

Someone begins to forcibly inject illegal drugs into innocent civilians

Assuming this person is Moriarty of BBC's Sherlock, we would fake our own deaths in order to trick him into killing himself. If in fact the culprit is not Moriarty, we'd turn him into a vegetable.

A local conspiracy theorist thinks there's a map on the back of your nation's constitution that leads to some national treasure, so he steals it.

We don't have a constitution so it's not illegal.

What if someone unsuccessfully attempts a coup d'etat.

Ask them what they think is so wrong with he government to drive them to do that and improve upon it because what they did is a legal form of protest in my country

What if someone somehow kidnapped over 1000 people?

We would be impressed and employ them for special operations.

Every single corporation in and out of the country rejects government imposed environmental regulations and continue to conduct business.

Throw the CEOs to the Cthulhus and let the environment judge them.

You're government is infiltrated by cultists who intend to sacrifice the entire population of your nation

We sacrifice them in the name of Cthulhu.

Hippies create a political party that wins the election.