This Means WAR!

RULES:

There are no rules here. Win or die trying.

To begin:

I, ALTINO, HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF QUEEN OF THE WORLD. TRY TO STOP ME. *hovers finger of over the BIG RED BUTTON*

I, MURDERBOURG RIDE INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE FOR DOMINATION ATOP MY NOBLE CTHULHU!

*presses big red button. All of Murd's Cthulhu's fall into a pit and are eaten by honey badgers*

*presses bigger red button. All of Altino's honey badgers fall into a pit of hidden Cthulhus*

NO! HONEY BADGERS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS ALIVE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! *throttles Murd with a spear*

*deactivates holographic decoy of himself the spear was thrown into and bombs Altino with his B-52 bomber*

*whips the bombs away with her long, flowing locks. Releases a batallion of soldiers riding lions to tear down murd's armies*

*Fires a giant laser beam of death from the moon at Altino's lions*

*reflects the beam with a mirror back at the moon and explodes it*

I swear to God. Stay away from me in my fort. I just wanna watch you hooligans. Anyone friendly; i have multiple binoculars and popcorn. The beanbag chairs on the ramparts are comfy also

NO ONE CAN HAVE COMFIER BEANBAG CHAIRS THAN ME! *fires missiles at ramparts of the fort*

All of them miss horribly due to their NK tech. I charge and fire orbital bombardment on your position and then I put up my fort's overshield.

*sneaks onto Run's fort while he's fighting Murd and chills in the beanbag chairs. Snacks on popcorn* You guys got an pretzels, orrrr...?

*looks at the orbital missiles firing on his hologram and detonates explosives hidden in Run's beanbag chairs*

The robot Altino dies in the explosion while actual Altino sneaks up behind Murd and stabs him in the back.

*takes the knife out and screams "ABOOSE"*

*shoots Murd before he can scream anymore*

*hacks all of the bombs, makes them go off and destroys everything*