Murderbourg Charity Right

For my charity right, I'm going to write a story.

Once upon a time, there was a grey baby Cthulhu. He always wanted be express himself and be creative, and his ultimate goal to accomplish that was to one day be purple. One day, he was given and opportunity to do that by a totally not shady organization called the Illuminati. However, there was a catch. In order to do that, he had to complete 5 devastating challenges. The 1st was to sacrifice people to the Illuminati, which was easy for the Cthulhu. The next involved catching a notorious criminal, but fortunately, Cthulhu had recently gotten Batman to owe him a favor, so with the help of Batman's detective skills, they caught the villain. The next challenge was to infiltrate the government, and again Cthulhu had connections to help him through the challenge (He hangs out with Joe Biden n the weekends). The fourth challenged was to eat thousands upon thousand of jellybeans, and Cthulhu's monstrous appetite helped him complete this challenge. As the young Cthulhu just started feeling hopeful, all hope was diminished when he learned of the 5th challenge, which was one of his greatest fears: a standardized test. So the young Cthulhu studied and studied and eventually was able to pass. Finally, he could be purple.

The End.